You’re paying for leads. Somewhere between the ad and the sale, the money leaks out.
In 90 minutes on a live video call, we’ll show you exactly where — and what each leak is costing you in dirhams. In this online Revenue Gap Diagnosis you’ll:
- Find the three leaks draining revenue from your ads, website, WhatsApp flow and follow-up.
- See the price tag on each one — a monthly AED figure, so you know exactly what to fix first.
- Walk away with a first fix for each — whether you hire us or not.
AED 1,299 inclusive of VAT · 90 minutes · Live online via video call
Zero risk: if we don’t find three leaks worth more than the fee, you get every dirham back.
- A written Revenue Gap scorecard within 24 hours
- Your top three leaks, each with a monthly AED value
- A first fix for each — and who on your team should do it
- The full session recording
This is for you if you nodded at any of these…
- You’ve tried “more ads” and “a new agency”. Revenue barely moved.
- Your reports say marketing is “working”. Your bank account disagrees.
- You make the decisions — and you’re done with pitches. You want straight answers.
- You’re ready to open up your ad, website and CRM data so we can see what’s really happening.
Below this, the leaks are too small to justify the fee. Above it, one fixed leak can pay for the session many times over.
- You haven’t made your first sales yet — start with the Masterclass instead.
- You want free ideas to pass to your current agency. (We’ll politely decline.)
Here’s our promise: you’ll know more about your revenue in 90 minutes than a year of reports told you.
Your numbers on one page. Your three biggest leaks, priced. A first fix for each. Use it with us, with your team, or with any agency — it’s yours.
It’s rarely the ads. It’s what happens after the click.
Agency reports measure clicks and reach. The money is lost somewhere else. Here are the three leaks we find again and again — see if one sounds familiar.
An operator who’s been on your side of the table.
I’m Suman S Pattar. I started my first business at 18, and I’ve spent 12+ years inside businesses across 10+ industries and 6 countries.
I kept watching owners pour money into marketing that never turned into revenue. So I built the Diagnosis to do one thing: put your real numbers on the screen, live, and show you exactly where the money is going.
- Hands-on — every engagement is led personally
- Arabic and English sessions
- 100% online — join from anywhere in the UAE, GCC or beyond
No slides. No pitch. Just your numbers.
We work live over video call with screen share. You see every number the moment we find it — nothing hidden, nothing “we’ll send it later”.
FIRST 10 MIN
We get your real numbers: revenue, average sale and what a customer is worth to you.
NEXT 30 MIN
We score five areas live — offer, audience, traffic, conversion and retention. You watch the gaps appear.
NEXT 30 MIN
We pin down your top three leaks and put a monthly AED figure on each.
NEXT 15 MIN
You get a first fix for each leak — and who on your team should own it.
LAST 5 MIN
Your options from here. Five minutes, no pressure. You decide.
Free audits are sales calls in disguise. This isn’t.
A free audit has one job: sell you a retainer. Because you pay for the Diagnosis, our only job is to tell you the truth — even when the truth is “you don’t need us”.
If we don’t find at least three leaks worth more than AED 1,500 a month combined, we refund your fee in full. No forms. No argument. The risk is entirely ours.
Pick the step that fits where you are today.
Revenue Gap Diagnosis
For established businesses that want answers fast. 90 minutes online, three priced leaks, a first fix for each — fully refunded if we don’t find them.
Revenue Gap Masterclass
Rather build it yourself? Join a live build-along class and leave with something working — not just notes.
Free Lead Engine Score
Not ready to book? Answer 11 quick questions and get your score, your biggest leak and what to fix first. Free, in 2 minutes.
Still on the fence?
Still unsure? Message us — we reply within one business day.
A 10-minute intake form and view access to your ad accounts and analytics.
It’s a live video call with screen share. You’ll get the link when you book. All you need is a laptop and access to your ad accounts and analytics.
Yes. Sessions run in Arabic or English.
You’ll hear your options in the last five minutes — that’s it. You choose. The scorecard is yours either way.
You get your written scorecard within 24 hours.
Then we refund your fee. If we don’t find at least three leaks worth more than AED 1,500 a month combined, you get your money back.
Every month you wait, the same leaks keep costing you.
Right now, leads you paid for are going unanswered. Quotes are going cold. Ad money is attracting people who were never going to buy.
You can keep guessing — or you can spend 90 minutes finding out exactly where the money is going, with a full refund if we can’t find it.
P.S. The math is simple. If we find three leaks worth more than AED 1,500 a month, the session pays for itself in weeks. If we don’t, you get your money back. Either way, you finally know where your revenue is going.
Book your Diagnosis
Three simple steps.
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Intake
Complete the 10-minute intake form before the session.